Go Hard or Go Home
Mariah Jane. 18. Ask me anything!
- Employer: Why do you want to work here?
- Me: Because stripping is a last resort.
- Me: I don't feel like getting caught with drugs.
- Me: I don't feel like going to jail for getting caught with drugs.
- Me: I like stuff and stuff cost money.
- Me: Being broke really isn't as fun as the government makes it sound.
- Me: (What I Really Say) I believe that your company is the exact establishment where I can learn to grow not only as individual, but as a team player while learning life and career lessons that I will be able to apply to multiple situations in the future.
Reasons she’s dating “That Jerk”
- You had your chance to make your move and didn’t.
- She’s not attracted to you.
- You only think he’s a jerk because he’s not you.
- She’s not obligated to date you because you’re “nice”.
- Real life is not some half-assed romantic comedy.
- You’ve already proven yourself a better friend than boyfriend.
- Maybe you’re the jerk.