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Wake up, America.
“his fleece was white as snow”
:O whoa
YES^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Love you tumblr.
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Job Interview
- Employer: Why do you want to work here?
- Me: Because stripping is a last resort.
- Me: I don't feel like getting caught with drugs.
- Me: I don't feel like going to jail for getting caught with drugs.
- Me: I like stuff and stuff cost money.
- Me: Being broke really isn't as fun as the government makes it sound.
- Me: (What I Really Say) I believe that your company is the exact establishment where I can learn to grow not only as individual, but as a team player while learning life and career lessons that I will be able to apply to multiple situations in the future.
How The Face Changes With Shifting A Light Source
I find this fascinating
this is why when i look at myself in the bathroom mirror i look like a gorgeous goddess and when someone takes my picture i look like a frog
^YUP
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
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Reasons she’s dating “That Jerk”
- You had your chance to make your move and didn’t.
- She’s not attracted to you.
- You only think he’s a jerk because he’s not you.
- She’s not obligated to date you because you’re “nice”.
- Real life is not some half-assed romantic comedy.
- You’ve already proven yourself a better friend than boyfriend.
- Maybe you’re the jerk.
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